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 No.4882[View All]

It'll be done when I am done.
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beating my meat rn what are y'all up to

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 No.8710

Are you dead?

 No.8713

Hi, can you add this account please:
https://fansly.com/toomuch_wet/posts

 No.8747

last year a christmas miracle fixed Kemono. Do you guys think we will see the same for Coomer?

 No.8752

I have to imagine all these dickheads spam abusing the API to post the same fucking thing over and over is at the root of this. Literally search Posts for any normal first name and it's just a block of the same image same spammy "advertisements"…. I'm assuming implementing a method to prevent these bulk imports is one reason the site isn't being updated. The solution also needs a retroactive purge of all that bullshit too, which from that perspective I think the community would gladly flag those posts for deletion and self moderate .. which should reduce server spend. I'm not a tech guy but that shit is clearly jamming up servers and creating a bunch of unnecessary storage waste… Would be happy to actively mark posts as garbage while browsing to help even if just a little

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>>8752
if that's the case that would be awesome, I hope they go for the AI slop on kemono next. These two are making general posts on both sites impossible to navigate

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>>8747
I mean, Christmas 2026 is as good an ETA as any at this point.

 No.8771

this looks a lot like negligence or sheer incompetence… and even if its because of some purely unfortunate circumstances that happened to admin if they didnt have a team they had piss poor planning… this isnt even aggravating its just depressing at this point i want my free shared fun shit and i appreciate what this site is but after some point theres still some expectation of the host

 No.8772

this looks a lot like negligence or sheer incompetence… and even if its because of some purely unfortunate circumstances that happened to admin if they didnt have a team they had piss poor planning… this isnt even aggravating its just depressing at this point i want my free shared fun shit and i appreciate what this site is but after some point theres still some expectation of the host

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>>8755
There are scripts out there to nuke the unwanted stuff on your end.

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>>8747
Santa didn't come last year. Better luck in 2026.

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At least the storage is still up. If this too blows up then it is truly over.

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>>7588
Right. Not to mention THUMBNAILS.

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>>8847
one of the last things the admin said before fucking off was they were working on adding thumbnails for videos. Then months went by and the importer died.

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 No.8880

“Onlyfans.com/jemmaa” please anyone have her old ahegao vids????

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Someone update this pls https://onlyfans.com/shiraz_karam1

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 No.8923

BIG ASS RED POST IN CAPS LOCK OH NO

Just a reminder that there's been zero communication from the admin since August, so your best bet is doing what the chads like >>8886 are doing.

It's coomover, at least for the time being, but you can still share with will and effort.

Until next shitpost in the sticky (probably very soon)

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>>8923
Gonna do that for ya, it's fucking cold out.

Thanks for calling me a Chad.

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>>8923
I would advise against posting (and opening) links with shared content on this board, use a site like simpcity instead. This is a completely unmoderated board right now, which means that anyone could link malware with zero pushback. On porn forums, regardless of whether the mods are retards or not, there is a certain level of control against that. It will also be easier for others to browse and find what you shared if you do it there.

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 No.9005

people asking for specific uploads.. ahem.. what fuckin indication do you have that these will get posted when NOTHING is getting posted and hasent been for multiple months? are you bots or just stupid?

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>>9005
Because of room temp IQ.

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>>9009
based

 No.9092

In order to touch grass, you just need to follow these simple steps.

Step 1. Take your feet off of the bed and place them on the floor.

Step 2. Push yourself off of the bed and stand up.

Step 3: Make your way to your bedroom door.

Step 4: Twist the handle and pull. Now proceed to exit.

Step 5: Navigate your way to the front door and repeat Step 4.

Okay, now that may have been too physically difficult for you, but you are so close to being done. See that stuff in front of your house? Its green and pointy. That stuff is called grass (noun). Grass is vegetation consisting of typically short plants with long, narrow leaves growing wild or cultivated on lawns. Grass. G-R-A-S-S. Sound it out with me. G R A S S. I want you to walk over to the edge of the grass field, bend down, and graze the tips of the grass with your fingers. Once you have done this, you have finally touched grass for the first time in your life.

 No.9103

Bro, just say the site's dead already. Less words.

 No.9106

Here, I stand as the lone moderator of this forgotten site. I have seen this day coming for months, practically yearning for it. While it is clear that radio silence is our future, I will not leave. Find some comfort, no matter how little, that I will continue to support this once special place. This place many of us happily called home. This place may become a dead ship and I its sequestered sailor, or something else — since this *shit* isn't working. I am fortunate to be their final, singular curator amongst all this debris and despair. Feel free to be sentimental, reminiscent, for I shall be the lifeblood of this abandoned subreddit. No other person has had this will — this sheer dedication and care to this like I have. My presence here is enough indication. I'll be here to see the decay or blooming of a new age — and I will not falter regardless of the outcome. Though this is dead and gone, I will carry on. I hope you may consider joining me in rebuilding, remaking at least the strong sense of community we had long ago. Farewell, You Lovely Sinners!

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>>9106
nobody is falling for this, bud

 No.9114

the pinnacle of coomerism

 No.9115

it could be an actual religion

 No.9116

wait what if it is????



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