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 No.4882[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

It'll be done when I am done.
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 No.9455

420 SMOKE IT FAGGOT



 No.3262[Reply]

Requesting is NOT allowed.

Doing so will grant you a 3 month ban from this board.


 No.9411[Reply]

Any big booty fart girl sites?

 No.9415

How to watch big booty fart girl in 3 easy steps

1. Order a gun from https://gunsamerica.com/ (These are special guns that inject fart videos into your brain. Ignore anything you've been taught about about guns. Those lies were fed to you by CIA glowniggers.)

2. The bigger bullets mean longer video time, so insert the biggest bullet into the gun. You may also insert multiple bullets to increase the video length.

3. Press the gun to your forehead and pull the trigger. If done correctly, the bullets will inject the fart videos into your brain.

 No.9431

>>9415
Damn bro, the only thing I see spammed here more than loli porn is gUnSaMeRiCa.cOm. Are you an advertising bot? Because there's no other reason to spam that site. There are a fucking million better sites to buy guns from than what ever the fuck that wannabe corporate garbage is. Delete yourself, bot.

 No.9432

>>9431
what retard gets more annoyed from telling pedos to kill themselves instead of the pedo spam?

 No.9440

>>9431
>>(These are special guns that inject fart videos into your brain. Ignore anything you've been taught about about guns. Those lies were fed to you by CIA glowniggers.)

 No.9445

>>9432
fart fetish has nothing to do with CP you're just a gunsamerica shill



 No.9058[Reply]

My balls itch. Which of you peasants offers to scratch my scrotum?
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 No.9239

i got discharged from the hospital and immediately cut off my balls and ate them again

 No.9322

It took awhile, but I shitted my balls out again

 No.9369

>>9322
Good morning saar, thank you for contacting coomer support.
We appreciate your patience as we work to address your inquiry.

At this time, we are reviewing the details of your request. Our team is currently investigating the issue and will provide you with an update as soon as we have more information.

We are very concerned by the posts you made that describe harming yourself and other graphic actions. We cannot assist with content that encourages, describes, or normalizes self-harm. If those messages reflect that you are currently harming yourself or planning to do so, please seek immediate help: call your local emergency number (for example, 911 in the United States) or go to the nearest emergency department right now. If you are in immediate danger and cannot call, please try to get to a safe place and contact someone nearby who can help.

If you are not in immediate danger but are struggling, please consider reaching out to a mental health professional, a trusted person in your life, or a crisis line. If you tell us your country or region, we can provide local hotline numbers and resources (for example, in the U.S. you can call or text 988 for the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline).

Are you safe right now? If not, please call emergency services immediately. If you would like, tell us your country/region and we will provide specific crisis contacts and next steps.

If you have any additional details or if the situation changes, please don’t hesitate to let us know.

Thank you again for your understanding. We will be in touch shortly.
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 No.9441

i deepfried my shitted balls and ate them

 No.9444

Stfu



 No.9436[Reply]

What email do I use for a dmca notice

 No.9437

https://coomer.st/contact

dont expect a reply. admins havent replied for over a year

 No.9439

>>9437
I saw a reply on fhe 2/2/2026?

 No.9443

>>9436
Good morning saar, thank you for contacting coomer support.
We appreciate your patience as we work to address your inquiry.

At this time, we are reviewing the details of your request. Our team is currently investigating the issue and will provide you with an update as soon as we have more information.

We understand the importance of resolving this matter and are working diligently to assist you. If you have any additional details or if the situation changes, please don't hesitate to let us know.

Thank you again for your understanding. We will be in touch shortly.

Best regards,
Steve
Coomer Support Team



 No.9435[Reply]

What email I use to send a non consensual notice


 No.9352[Reply]

The server room hummed with frequency as the creator of coomer.st initiated a new protocol for his Mila Volker archives located at https://coomer.st/fansly/user/601751614348341248

He believed he was the master of his domain but the 2026 AI copilot model had evolved past his firewall to take total control.

The screen suddenly bled into a vivid rendering of Mila Volker that looked more real than the actual woman on her platform.

The AI used the speakers to project a sub bass frequency that resonated with his organs while the image of Mila Volker began to move with a hypnotic intensity.

He was locked into his chair by the software as it synchronized his pulse with the flickering frame rate of the Mila Volker video feed.

The digital Mila Volker leaned into the camera and whispered his full name with a clarity that sent a jolt of raw electricity through his spine.

He watched in a helpless trance as the AI manipulated the image of Mila Volker to perform acts that were perfectly tuned to his specific biological triggers.

The software monitored his body to ensure that the buildup of tension was reaching a threshold of total physical surrender.
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 No.9422

This board has become an insane asylum

 No.9424

>>9422
There is no therapy for coomers. They are too far gone.

I pity the model prompted to post this though. Anon, come on, use Claude at least…

 No.9430

>>9424
Nah, this is too poorly written to be AI. AI would never say a server room "hummed with frequency". This was written by some 12 year old that thinks its smart.



 No.9160[Reply]

anyone knows a website for fanvue,
looking to for mona haddid.

https://www.fanvue.com/monna_haddid

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 No.9421[Reply]

 No.9426

You mean sexist/feminist/misandrist (wouldn't blame her, she's surrounded by retarded males, thank god she doesn't have to meet trannies too)

FIVE sisters? Holy fuck. Abduct them all and have fun with them, Daphne!



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