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 No.4882[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

It'll be done when I am done.
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 No.9092

In order to touch grass, you just need to follow these simple steps.

Step 1. Take your feet off of the bed and place them on the floor.

Step 2. Push yourself off of the bed and stand up.

Step 3: Make your way to your bedroom door.

Step 4: Twist the handle and pull. Now proceed to exit.

Step 5: Navigate your way to the front door and repeat Step 4.

Okay, now that may have been too physically difficult for you, but you are so close to being done. See that stuff in front of your house? Its green and pointy. That stuff is called grass (noun). Grass is vegetation consisting of typically short plants with long, narrow leaves growing wild or cultivated on lawns. Grass. G-R-A-S-S. Sound it out with me. G R A S S. I want you to walk over to the edge of the grass field, bend down, and graze the tips of the grass with your fingers. Once you have done this, you have finally touched grass for the first time in your life.



 No.3262[Reply]

Requesting is NOT allowed.

Doing so will grant you a 3 month ban from this board.


 No.9096[Reply]

- people constantly cycling through here to mald about no new

- brainless spammers and requesters (i dont believe they're smart enough to use bots)

- people getting increasingly annoyed with the previous two and kinda also becoming a problem

and now they admin comes down to make a "touch grass" post… personally i just dont think you can consume content fast enough for the importer being broke to be that concerning


 No.8886[Reply]

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 No.8935

>>8928
Feel free to show your ur thingies, order pizza, etc; she'd really like that. Make sure it's a super meat.

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 No.9094

bro fuck off nobody cares about u doxxing random of girls that hurt ur feelings

 No.9095

>>9094
Fat woman in highschool was obsessed.



 No.9058[Reply]

My balls itch. Which of you peasants offers to scratch my scrotum?

 No.9074

i cut off my balls

 No.9093

i ate my balls



 No.8927[Reply]

For now here's how I do things, real quick. Sorry for shit formatting.

www.udrop.com (multi-rar recommended, up to 5GB; multi recommended)

https://buzzheavier.com/ (can be a single RAR/7zip)

https://bunkr.cr/ (under maintenance, cannot create a new account atm)

Also

use a torrent/torrent service (VPN)

https://www.1377x.to/home/

Scraper(s):
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 No.8999

>>8982
You're here too retard

 No.9001

>>8982
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>>8975
This anon seems angry at somebody and is being a complete lowcow about it.

 No.9002

>>8956
>>9001
Should take the advise.

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 No.9086[Reply]

Hi, I have a question: how do I get updates to work again? Everywhere it says 2025-10-20, or are there currently no updates?

 No.9087

The site is broken, Sascha. There will not be any updates until it gets fixed.



 No.9082[Reply]

ive jumped through all the hoops, why hasn't ANYTHING updated since 10-25?

 No.9085

Because the importers are broken. Duh.



 No.9080[Reply]

You must be patient, you scoundrels

 No.9081

>vichan-devel
>doesn't know to hijack management console
>uses tripcode lol
NGMI then again janitors who can't claim their perms back are just as funny

 No.9083

You stupid bastard, why are you upset?

 No.9084

Is your filthy ass bothered? Go to hell.



 No.9044[Reply]

Oooh, yes, suckers! Please crawl further up my ass while I ignore the lot of you! I don't even perceive any of you! Mmmmm~ Feels so good to watch you all lose your marbles while I don't fix the importer! I hope Kemono breaks next so I can get a double-whammy of people being frustrated! Oooohhh~!!
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 No.9050

also thank you for the site running faster recently, I noticed :)

 No.9053

Rip anonib

 No.9054

Dont mind most of these desperate freaks. Its such a shame a small percentage can ruin everything and make us look bad. You guys are awesome and majority of us appreciate the work you do

 No.9075

>>9048
>>9049
>>9050
>>9053
>>9054
its not the real admin, retards

 No.9079

>>9075
Imagine being this retarded to think people were actually trolled…my god, is it summer already



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