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Maintenance SA ## Admin 12/02/24 (Mon) 02:52:58 No.4882[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

It'll be done when I am done.

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Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 18:23:15 No.7799

>>7796
>>7794
[Chorus]
Ru-un away from all of my love
Nu-umb, escaped but I feel tied up
I'm so du-umb, you played me now I'm fired up
Momma always told you, not to play with fire
Ru-un away from all of my love
Nu-umb, escaped but I feel tied up
I'm so du-umb, you played me now I'm fired up
Momma always told you, not to play with fire

[Verse]
Yeah
Baby get some sleep, you seem tired
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Hermietkreeft ## Admin 01/14/24 (Sun) 02:09:12 No.3262[Reply]

Requesting is NOT allowed.

Doing so will grant you a 3 month ban from this board.

Kemono/Coomer search via file name Bono 11/23/25 (Sun) 04:22:13 No.7728 [Reply]

Hi. I was trying to reverse search a few files that were downloaded from your website but we can only search post titles, descriptions, tags, and creator metadata. Can you add file names to this search? Or perhaps, just add it as an API? Would be of great help. Thanks.

Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 23:16:50 No.7818

For your use case specifically, can't you just hash the files locally and then search by that hash (/v1/search_hash)?
Could be a useful feature regardless ig

Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 23:45:25 No.7820

This strange world, it's so vast and deep
All these things, wild and new to see
On my own, far from home, I was scared, alone
When your beat showed the way to me

[Chorus]
We're breaking through, down to the core
No stopping us, not anymore
Inside the storm, I found the key
Your beat rang out, my voice has been released
Hear it call (From deep down inside)
It's whispered the truth
This melody, in harmony
We'll strike a chord, that's gonna break us free
[Verse 2]
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Ya'll are fucking entitled Anonymous 11/25/25 (Tue) 05:57:48 No.7766 [Reply]

There has never been a group of more entitled pathetic low-life idiot jackasses then the dipshits who attack the admins for a website they use FOR FREE to PIRATE paid content.

You are lucky the website exsit at all and you being angry little entitled piss ant retards surely doesn't make them feel rushed to fix it for your pathetic un-grateful cheap gooner ass.

You want the fucking content so bad? Go fucking pay for it, Or does sitting in your moms basement grooming your discord kitten and Complaining on reddit that games are too woke because they treat female characters like humans and not as sex toys not pay well enough?

Not a single fucking soul wants to hear your bitching, shut the fuck up and fuck off. Subhuman dipshit parasites.

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Anonymous 11/25/25 (Tue) 08:00:34 No.7771

☐ Not REKT
☑ REKT
☑ Really Rekt
☑ REKTangle
☑ SHREKT
☑ REKT-it Ralph
☑ Total REKTall
☑ The Lord of the REKT
☑ The Usual SusREKTs
☑ North by NorthREKT
☑ REKT to the Future
☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT
☑ Full mast erektion
☑ Rektum
☑ Resurrekt
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Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 19:30:54 No.7806

piratebros… someone come up with a food or a shit analogy to debunk OP asap

Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 19:51:54 No.7808

My life is brilliant…
What, was I too early? I'm sorry
Should I… do you wanna start over? Or keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

[Verse 1]
My life is brilliant
Your life's a joke
You're just pathetic
You're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain't impressin' me
You're sufferin' from delusions of
Adequacy

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hdfbufhijflju@aol.com Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 20:51:58 No.7817

You're so ignorant OP. The ones who are complaining such as myself are the ones who paid for an expensive VIP subscription only for this to happen. We sacrifice our hard earn money so that peasant like you can eat of the crumbs and drink the dew. LET ME PUT IN LAYMAN'S TERM "WE SPEND MONEY, SO THAT IMBECILE LIKE YOU CAN HAVE "FREE" CONTENT. NOW WE HAVE TO GIVE THESE SCUMBAG DRACULA SUCKING CUM WHORES.

Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 23:43:22 No.7819

>>7817
(Yeah!) (Uhn!)
(Yeah!) (Uhn!)

(C'mon!)

You 'n' I've been through a lot together (Yes!)
That's just the way the story goes (That's right!)
Even though your heart breaks (Uhn!)
And you're down on your knees
Any way you'll laugh again someday (Let's go!)
And if you're down, you'll get up again (Uhn, uhn!)
Dust off a bit, go along your way
But don'tcha know you might find before too long
You're on your knees once again (That's right, sayin' you gotta go!)
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Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 20:00:09 No.7816 [Reply]

[Intro: Famous Dex & Rich The Kid]
Yea, y'know what I'm sayin'
Now you gotta go to the dictionary y'know what I'm sayin'
Go to the dictionary, go to the library (Chapter 6)
And y'know what I'm sayin', read about it
Whoa, Dexter
Yea, what
(TheLabCook)
Yea, Critch what up lil' bro (ice)
Forever-ever (rich forever ever), ya' dig, (Dexter)

[Chorus: Famous Dex]
Money is right in my pocket (it is)
Tell me about money, boy stop it
Diamonds they right in my chain
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Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 19:59:22 No.7815 [Reply]

[Milk]
Who's this white boy knocking at my door!?

[Ad Rock]
Well it's the King Ad Rock and I'm a goddamn fool
Don't give a fuck about the golden rule
Because you know I get fly, I'm high, I'm gone
Listen all of y'all, because my word is fucking bond

[Milk]
I'm the Milk, man, I got game like Ewing
I work real hard like Oakley be doing
Mister 23 couldn't dunk on me
Here's a knee to the ribds, my bad, foul three

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Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 19:58:37 No.7814 [Reply]

Download failed
End of a viral tale
Runs down our throat
Heading the blind alley
I'm begging you advertise me
Cause I had been swallowed (oh)
Dropped in their sated lungs
Stuck in fictitious grunge
Laser signs on a cryptic shrine
Stunning pyramid like
And it's trying to catch us
By the night keep adrenalized
Watch opportunities rise
And we're trying to catch it

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Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 19:57:47 No.7813 [Reply]

Spam, it's pink and it's oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, It's made in Chernobyl
Spam!

[Verse 1]
When I was a child
My family was so poor
They didn't have the finer things in life to eat
So they had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat
Oh, it was—

[Chorus]
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Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 19:56:59 No.7812 [Reply]

Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Spa-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM
SPA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AM
LOVELY SPAM (Lovely spam)
LOVELY SPAM (Lovely spam)

LOVELY SPA-A-A-A-AM
Spaaaaaam spaaaaaam spaaaaam
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

Anonymous 11/26/25 (Wed) 19:56:11 No.7811 [Reply]

[Chorus]
SPAM in the place where I live (Ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (Oh, boy)
SPAM in my lunchbox at work (It's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all

[Verse 1]
If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the SPAM

[Chorus]
Oh, SPAM on the table at home (Ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (Let's eat)
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