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 No.4882[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

It'll be done when I am done.
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 No.8766

>>8747
I mean, Christmas 2026 is as good an ETA as any at this point.



 No.3262[Reply]

Requesting is NOT allowed.

Doing so will grant you a 3 month ban from this board.


 No.8749[Reply]

how long do you guys think will it take for the site to be back with updates? or should I say, how long will the admin take to be back?

 No.8756


 No.8757

Last time it took 3 months so I hope it could be back by somepoint in January if its like the last tine

 No.8765

Frankly, I would not mind the wait if Admin ascended from whichever hole they're in to grace us with an ETA.



 No.8759[Reply]

Onlyfans and Fansly don’t allow for scat content, does anyone know any cooker alternatives for sites like scatbook?

 No.8760

JoyAngeles if it still exists. I haven't been browsing real porn in a very, very long time (even when your SO is into it, spending intimate sessions browsing the stuff instead of having fun with them doesn't feel the same, and it's really rude too unless they asked)

 No.8764

Just shit in your own hand and use it as lube



 No.8762[Reply]

I think it's funny that it's been over 2 months now and people are still funneling in like it's only recently broken or something.

 No.8763

IT BROKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?



 No.8628[Reply]

The lack of fresh content has driven me to desperation.

The only way I can get off now is by meeting women irl. This is deeply inconvenient for a number of reasons:

- Their long hair gets everywhere.

- They need constant feeding, especially if you have more than one.

- They take up bed space which makes it harder to get to sleep (again, especially with more than one)

- Sometimes they have bad breath.

Please get this fixed asap, I can't stand having women in my personal space.
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 No.8737

>>8736

technically the dont have to starve. in line with the name of the site you could "feed" them for relief and if you have too many to support on your own well… that's a self solving problem

 No.8741

>>8628

There are solutions to all of your problems, OP.

>Their long hair gets everywhere.

Tomboys

>They need constant feeding, especially if you have more than one.

See if you can find one that's employed, they can usually feed themselves for the most part

>They take up bed space which makes it harder to get to sleep (again, especially with more than one)

Duct tape to the ceiling

>Sometimes they have bad breath.

Duct taping to the ceiling should cover this for the most part

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 No.8748

Sounds like a skill issue to me. Especially with not being able to sleep in the woman pile.

 No.8761

BDSM enjoyer hunt so you can use >>8741 and >>8736's ideas and still keep them happy.



 No.8753[Reply]

Well seems the importer is down. Here I thought people were just ignoring me request to upload a certain account to Coomer.

 No.8754

Fuck you

 No.8758

bro it quit working on october 20, you just noticed?



 No.8743[Reply]

Hi, please update this account
tribal2

 No.8744

Are you crazy? This website is down very long time.No more update

 No.8745

Not gonna happen nerd. The Useless owner of the website probably got kicked out of his mom's basement so without her WiFi this lame website is no longer going to work



 No.8742[Reply]

HI, please update this account
https://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/tribal2


 No.8715[Reply]

Hello since the importer is down and it may never be fixed I am here asking if anyone knows any good alternatives to coomer that work the same way and updates are pretty frequent, forums sites don't count
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 No.8725

this place is one of a kind AFAIK

 No.8734

>>8725
As was Yiff.party.
Then Coomer and Kemono came.
There will be an alternative, one that is better maintained, maybe even with an admin that at least gives us an ETA, instead of just letting us stew with zero communication (and yet, for some reason, hosts a Chan…)

 No.8735

I mean, let's be real: Kemono and Coomer are nothing special in theory - it's just a database of videos, pictures and textposts fed by an importer that relies on users submitting their session keys.
The hard part is keeping the importer going in spite of OnlyFans/Fansly/Patreon/etc. trying to stop it from working, making sure it all scales nicely with the users, and getting people to submit their session keys.

And there are working scripts out there already for the scraping part.

 No.8738

>>8735

there is one thing that makes coomer and kemono special, WHEN they started

remember, both started before covid and existed through covid and as onlyfans and fansly started blowing up as options for quick cash, many creators blinked in and out of existence for various reasons

essentially it's the same reason people lamented Xtube dying so suddenly, this is the only place for many videos and posts because the creators arent around anymore, the video didnt circulate, or the creator has proper paywalled their old content if not simply deleted it themselves

there is at least a few creators that have died so nothing else exists

 No.8740

>content dies
Even free content needs to be archived by everyone to stay there. It can disappear at any time and shit never fails to bring a smile to my face when someone finally finds out there's been a huge free stash under their nose while they were too busy noticing because they wanted gated content.

And when they get their eyes off all that gated crap, guess what? It's gone because everyone else was too busy focusing on paid content! Hilarious.



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