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Maintenance SA ## Admin 12/02/24 (Mon) 02:52:58 No.4882[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

It'll be done when I am done.

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!!n5QA/1CeLM 02/12/26 (Thu) 11:51:23 No.9681

Had your fun? Good. Now get a life. All of you.

No more threads from the administrator until further notice

Hermietkreeft ## Admin 01/14/24 (Sun) 02:09:12 No.3262[Reply]

Requesting is NOT allowed.

Doing so will grant you a 3 month ban from this board.

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 20:13:49 No.9688 [Reply]

>>9681
fake admin

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 20:37:27 No.9691

He's not claiming to be one of the admins (the admin?), likely a janny stripped of their perms. Or just a random tripfag lol, there's literally no way to tell anymore.

Admin 01/19/26 (Mon) 03:48:45 No.9058 [Reply]

My balls itch. Which of you peasants offers to scratch my scrotum?

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Admin 02/06/26 (Fri) 06:19:23 No.9469

i shitted my deepfried balls out

Admin 02/09/26 (Mon) 01:31:19 No.9528

i deepfried my shitted deepfried balls

Admin 02/09/26 (Mon) 23:10:39 No.9618

i shitted my deepfried shitted deepfried balls out

Zodiac 02/10/26 (Tue) 01:13:17 No.9621

>>9618
Did you deepfry you shitted balls out after refreezing them?

Admin 02/12/26 (Thu) 20:32:37 No.9690

i ate my shitted deepfried shitted deepfried balls

>>9621
i dont freeze them, i love them raw

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 20:29:23 No.9689 [Reply]

Zodiac, we need u to doxx someone
https://chan.kemono.party/kemono/res/67141.html

Anonymous 02/10/26 (Tue) 06:34:40 No.9623 [Reply]

@SA
Does that mean that the importer is also working again too

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SA 02/11/26 (Wed) 04:43:38 No.9652

It should be fixed by Valentine's Day. <3

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 01:48:59 No.9671

>>9624
If so then why is the currently most updated creator still from 2025/10/20? Just wondering

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 03:57:55 No.9672

Because that's a fake admin. The real one would have a red "## Admin" next to their name.

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 18:25:54 No.9684

>>9672
Fucking hell, does that mean no actual updates happened?

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 19:14:04 No.9687

No Updates,no nothing this guy is just a liar

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 18:57:32 No.9686 [Reply]

Request for emmalakes and Sofianaturales, I dont care If I get banned, I want to see their tits

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 18:55:23 No.9685 [Reply]

Can anyone update Emmalakes, love her big tits

SA Anonymous 02/11/26 (Wed) 05:30:06 No.9659 [Reply]

Me gustan los parties y las desveladas
Lunes a Domingo y toda la semana
Me la paso alegre y disfruto la vida
Y así seguiré hasta mi último día
Me gusta el desmadre, el ambiente me prende
Yo así soy feliz, no le temo a la muerte
Yo no pienso en eso, es tiempo perdido
Pues nadie se escapa de nuestro destino
Por eso aprovecho de cada momento
Pues consciente estoy de que no soy eterno
Por eso la paso contento en la peda
Y de vez en cuando le entro a la loquera
La vida es prestada y hay que disfrutarla
Como más te guste y te pegue la gana
Porque la huesuda no tiene respeto
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jelly? here you can have one too fucko don' worry 'bout it 02/12/26 (Thu) 05:19:52 No.9676

>>9675
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Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 05:40:18 No.9677

Oh, look at you, you little ICE-hating cockroaches, spamming the same fucking middle finger art like it’s your goddamn calling card. You’re all a bunch of basement-dwelling, oxygen-stealing losers who can’t even come up with a new way to shit on each other. ICE is gonna deport your worthless asses right into the fucking sun—where you belong. You’re not even human, you’re just a bunch of parasites clogging up the internet with your pathetic, degenerate fantasies and fake legal threats. Keep jerking off to your little ASCII dick pics, you miserable fucks. The world would be better off without your kind. Go ahead, take your little middle finger and shove it up your own ass—maybe it’ll choke you to death. That would be a fucking mercy.

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 09:30:30 No.9680

>>9677
go back to watching asmongold in your pitchdark room you pathetic loser

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 15:23:18 No.9682

>>9677

faggot

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 16:50:50 No.9683

lmao imagine being a snowflake here over Spanish

Updates? Not admin 02/10/26 (Tue) 01:12:52 No.9620 [Reply]

I hope it comes back online and starts working again. its been 4 months since (10/20/25) since the last updates. Its almost valentines day :( im single so i need to cope some how

-very sad boy who gets not love

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SA 02/11/26 (Wed) 04:47:12 No.9653

Site maintenance is complete. We are currently fixing the video player, which should be done by Valentine's Day. <3

SA 02/11/26 (Wed) 05:23:21 No.9656

>>9653
I FUCKING LIED AND ALL OF YOU BELIEVED IT HAHAHA I WON'T FIX SHIT

don' worry 'bout it 02/11/26 (Wed) 06:49:55 No.9661

>>9656
neat thing? some of us actually notice the small details of how these posts work… so shut the fuck up you awful little troll your fooling plenty of people but plenty of us can also call your bullshit out

Anonymous 02/11/26 (Wed) 17:20:05 No.9665

>>9661
Funniest shit is the teen jaks aren't even capable of taking over a fucking ancient vichan-based board so they just doxx random sluts instead lmfao

If someone gave two fucks they could literally give every anon admin perms (including the malware spammers for extra lulz)

Anonymous 02/12/26 (Thu) 06:16:15 No.9678

>>9665
https://chan.kemono.party/mod.php
hack it now!!!

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