No.8265
When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
Mmm, and then mamma took me to grammar School
But I stopped off in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
But held onto my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
Mmm, once I was swimming 'cross turtle creek
Man, them snappers all around my feet
Sure was hard swimming 'cross that thing
With both hands holing my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
Mmm, this here song, it ain't so sad
The cutest little song you ever had
Those of you who will not sing
You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
Oh, your ding-a-ling, your ding-a-ling
We saw you playing with your ding-a-ling
My ding-a-ling, everybody sing
I want to play with my ding, everybody
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, slow down
I wanna play, everybody, with my ding-a-ling