No.8736
>>8628Just handle it like a real man:
Keep them in a secluded basement, bribe the right people to keep it all on the down-low, and replace them when they get too thin from starvation.
No.8741
>>8628There are solutions to all of your problems, OP.
>Their long hair gets everywhere.Tomboys
>They need constant feeding, especially if you have more than one.See if you can find one that's employed, they can usually feed themselves for the most part
>They take up bed space which makes it harder to get to sleep (again, especially with more than one)Duct tape to the ceiling
>Sometimes they have bad breath.Duct taping to the ceiling should cover this for the most part
No.8761
BDSM enjoyer hunt so you can use
>>8741 and >>8736's ideas and still keep them happy.