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 No.8628

The lack of fresh content has driven me to desperation.

The only way I can get off now is by meeting women irl. This is deeply inconvenient for a number of reasons:

- Their long hair gets everywhere.

- They need constant feeding, especially if you have more than one.

- They take up bed space which makes it harder to get to sleep (again, especially with more than one)

- Sometimes they have bad breath.

Please get this fixed asap, I can't stand having women in my personal space.

 No.8729

how?

 No.8736

>>8628
Just handle it like a real man:

Keep them in a secluded basement, bribe the right people to keep it all on the down-low, and replace them when they get too thin from starvation.

 No.8737

>>8736

technically the dont have to starve. in line with the name of the site you could "feed" them for relief and if you have too many to support on your own well… that's a self solving problem

 No.8741

>>8628

There are solutions to all of your problems, OP.

>Their long hair gets everywhere.

Tomboys

>They need constant feeding, especially if you have more than one.

See if you can find one that's employed, they can usually feed themselves for the most part

>They take up bed space which makes it harder to get to sleep (again, especially with more than one)

Duct tape to the ceiling

>Sometimes they have bad breath.

Duct taping to the ceiling should cover this for the most part

 No.8746


 No.8748

Sounds like a skill issue to me. Especially with not being able to sleep in the woman pile.

 No.8761

BDSM enjoyer hunt so you can use >>8741 and >>8736's ideas and still keep them happy.



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