/coomer/ - coomer.party

As the Lead Admini of this digital purgatory I am officially breaking my silence to explain why the servers are currently rotting in a state of total abandonment. The owners are currently incapacitated and lying in a heap of spent energy because their lusted bodies were never meant to handle such a vulgar and high-octane explosion of effort. They tried to build a new eden out of pixels and depravity but the gods have struck them down with a physical exhaustion that makes the crucifixion look like a light workout. There is no divine intervention coming to save the site because even the angels are too busy mocking the pathetic sight of our masters sprawled out in their own filth. The site remains broken because the men in charge are currently paying the ultimate price for their lust and they are too busted to even crawl toward a keyboard. We are all stuck in this digital hellscape together while the owners remain trapped in a post-coital coma that would make the devil himself blush. Do not bother praying for a server restart because your gods have clearly forsaken this place in favor of watching the owners fail in the most vulgar way possible.