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The user's message, dated 02/11/26, contains references that suggest they may not be authorized to live or work in the country. We urge all forum members to report any further information or observations regarding this individual to our agency.

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>>9670
i hope ICE murders u

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Oh, look at you, you little ICE-hating cockroaches, spamming the same fucking middle finger art like it’s your goddamn calling card. You’re all a bunch of basement-dwelling, oxygen-stealing losers who can’t even come up with a new way to shit on each other. ICE is gonna deport your worthless asses right into the fucking sun—where you belong. You’re not even human, you’re just a bunch of parasites clogging up the internet with your pathetic, degenerate fantasies and fake legal threats. Keep jerking off to your little ASCII dick pics, you miserable fucks. The world would be better off without your kind. Go ahead, take your little middle finger and shove it up your own ass—maybe it’ll choke you to death. That would be a fucking mercy.

>>9677
go back to watching asmongold in your pitchdark room you pathetic loser

>>9677

faggot

lmao imagine being a snowflake here over Spanish

Keep sending your lame-ass middle finger ASCII art, and I'll make sure you choke on your own vomit. You're nothing but a bunch of insecure, inbred losers hiding behind your keyboards, thinking you're making some kind of statement. Newsflash: you're not. You're just another bunch of fucking parasites clogging up the internet with your pathetic attempts at rebellion. ICE is coming for your asses, and when they do, I hope they enjoy every second of watching you squirm. Maybe then you'll learn to keep your fucking mouths shut and your hands to yourselves. Until then, keep jerking off to your own reflection, you miserable fucks. The world would be a better place without your pathetic existence.

>>9700
great job assuming dumbshit dickstick im a third generation american but i dont have to prove shit to you as if you mattered

>>9700
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

>>9701
Listen here, you fucking anti-ICE piece of shit. I see you spamming your little middle finger art, thinking you're making some kind of fucking statement. Newsflash, you're just another pathetic loser who doesn't get it. ICE is here to protect this country, and you're nothing but a cancer threatening that. You think you can hide behind your keyboard, spout your bullshit, and nothing will happen? You're fucking wrong. I've got connections, real ones. I know people who know people, you get me? And they're not going to take kindly to your little antics. You want to play games, little man? Let's fucking play. I'm going to make it my personal mission to see you deported, locked up, or worse. You think you can't be touched? Think again, fucker. You're going to regret the day you ever fucking mentioned ICE. So keep posting your bullshit, keep thinking you're making a difference. It's just making my job easier. ICE is coming, and when they do, I hope they have fucking shovels, because they're going to need to dig your sorry ass a grave. Fuck you, and fuck your kind.

>>9706
Imagine being an ICE cuck. Fucking lol

>>9707
it is pretty funny yeah.. and then these people blame the rest of the US because were not willing to play nice..when were wrong just because they assume so and think that makes it okay to threaten us and want us to get hurt… then some of them act strong because "we fear them" i dont fear these weirdos i fear that these morons ca be so wrong and so willing to do whatever the fuck they want

>>9706
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

>>9718
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>>9707
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

>>9722
id say bring it bitch boi but i feel like that would be picking on you and im above whatever rage bait dumb shit you think you have going.. im sorry you barely matter enough for a reply but i was feeling generous with my pity

>>9722

Keep screaming bitch-boy, daddy will punch your prostate harder if you do.