Attention all Kemono agents:The Kebab Contingency Plan has been triggered.I repeat, THE KEBAB HAS LEFT THE ROTISSERIE.All files must now be encrypted in tzatziki sauce and uploaded at warp speed before the meat cools down.Failure to comply will r

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URGENT: KEBAB PROTOCOL ACTIVATED rakataka4! 07/16/25 (Wed) 13:34:29 No.56980

Attention all Kemono agents:
The Kebab Contingency Plan has been triggered.
I repeat, THE KEBAB HAS LEFT THE ROTISSERIE.

All files must now be encrypted in tzatziki sauce and uploaded at warp speed before the meat cools down.
Failure to comply will result in mandatory shawarma debugging sessions.

My left sock has already ascended to a higher dimension due to kebab overload.
Do not ask how. Do not ask why. Just upload.

Remember:
If the pita is too strong, you’re using the wrong dimension.