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Admin support C 02/17/26 (Tue) 20:31:44 No.9739 [Reply]

Any admin support here yet?

SA Anonymous 02/11/26 (Wed) 05:30:06 No.9659 [Reply]

Me gustan los parties y las desveladas
Lunes a Domingo y toda la semana
Me la paso alegre y disfruto la vida
Y así seguiré hasta mi último día
Me gusta el desmadre, el ambiente me prende
Yo así soy feliz, no le temo a la muerte
Yo no pienso en eso, es tiempo perdido
Pues nadie se escapa de nuestro destino
Por eso aprovecho de cada momento
Pues consciente estoy de que no soy eterno
Por eso la paso contento en la peda
Y de vez en cuando le entro a la loquera
La vida es prestada y hay que disfrutarla
Como más te guste y te pegue la gana
Porque la huesuda no tiene respeto
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don' worry 'bout it 02/14/26 (Sat) 04:33:06 No.9711

>>9707
it is pretty funny yeah.. and then these people blame the rest of the US because were not willing to play nice..when were wrong just because they assume so and think that makes it okay to threaten us and want us to get hurt… then some of them act strong because "we fear them" i dont fear these weirdos i fear that these morons ca be so wrong and so willing to do whatever the fuck they want

Anonymous 02/14/26 (Sat) 17:03:36 No.9718

>>9706
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

Anonymous 02/15/26 (Sun) 05:23:41 No.9722

>>9718
>>9711
>>9707
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

don' worry 'bout it 02/15/26 (Sun) 06:23:21 No.9725

>>9722
id say bring it bitch boi but i feel like that would be picking on you and im above whatever rage bait dumb shit you think you have going.. im sorry you barely matter enough for a reply but i was feeling generous with my pity

Anonymous 02/17/26 (Tue) 03:10:04 No.9737

>>9722

Keep screaming bitch-boy, daddy will punch your prostate harder if you do.

onlyfans scrapper Anonymous 02/15/26 (Sun) 05:58:58 No.9724 [Reply]

Hi guys, im trying to download videos and photos from an onlyfans to share, but idk what scrapper or tool to use, do you have any? also, how do I avoid getting baned, is that possible?

me 02/17/26 (Tue) 00:19:36 No.9735

as far as i know, just go F12 -> url of photos -> rightclick download.

yea not legal. does onlyfans see downloads? ye, but they are downloaded everytime to your discs when visiting a website.

I guess they dont know and try to make it harder to "download" to your drives.

maybe "video downloadhelper"(extension for chromium/firefox) helps

me 02/17/26 (Tue) 00:32:45 No.9736

wait… i told shit, here is no "upload" of own downloaded stuff.

you use your session-key found in the cookies https://support.pentest-tools.com/how-to-get-the-session-cookie

give it to the uploader and it makes it for you. even simpler than doing it by your own

Fuck you admin Anonymous 02/15/26 (Sun) 20:38:13 No.9726 [Reply]

This shit is never getting fixed
And if it does, I’ll give it two weeks before it break again for the next 6 months

Anonymous 02/15/26 (Sun) 23:18:55 No.9729

>>9726
Last time when it was working was last march then a week later the video player was fucked up again

Admin 02/16/26 (Mon) 03:21:59 No.9730

Fuck you anonymous

Anonymous 02/16/26 (Mon) 16:59:17 No.9733

Gooners are the most oppressed race

Anonymous 02/16/26 (Mon) 19:27:02 No.9734

>>9733
Their fault for doing it wrong. If you could feed people with the absurd amount of free porn, you would literally solve BOTH overpopulation and famine worldwide.

There has never been a shortage of porn in developed countries. (There's no real evidence that giving Zimbabwe access to niggabytes of free porn would stop overpopulation, but they would at least die slightly happier or trade the devices and stuff for actual food)

Anonymous 02/16/26 (Mon) 15:12:39 No.9732 [Reply]

Request for emmalakes, emmalakes2nd and Sofianaturales when coomer is up again, I dont care If I get banned, I want to see their tits

Zodiac 02/09/26 (Mon) 19:14:31 No.9609 [Reply]

MOMMY, MOMMY! I SHAT MY OWN PANTS AND ATED IT LIKE A BIG BOY!

Zodiac 02/10/26 (Tue) 01:08:31 No.9619

>>9609
I deepfried my balls.

Admin 02/15/26 (Sun) 22:34:24 No.9728

>>9619
did u eat them?

Admin 01/19/26 (Mon) 03:48:45 No.9058 [Reply]

My balls itch. Which of you peasants offers to scratch my scrotum?

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Admin 02/09/26 (Mon) 01:31:19 No.9528

i deepfried my shitted deepfried balls

Admin 02/09/26 (Mon) 23:10:39 No.9618

i shitted my deepfried shitted deepfried balls out

Zodiac 02/10/26 (Tue) 01:13:17 No.9621

>>9618
Did you deepfry you shitted balls out after refreezing them?

Admin 02/12/26 (Thu) 20:32:37 No.9690

i ate my shitted deepfried shitted deepfried balls

>>9621
i dont freeze them, i love them raw

Admin 02/15/26 (Sun) 22:32:29 No.9727

i shitted my shitted deepfried shitted deepfried balls out

cool stuff 02/14/26 (Sat) 18:37:38 No.9719 [Reply]

https://t.me/jjennifergwint_bot?start=ref-696d5fafd927b

Anonymous 02/15/26 (Sun) 05:22:05 No.9721

>>9719
How to watch cool stuff in 3 easy steps

1. Order a gun from https://gunsamerica.com/ (These are special guns that inject cool videos into your brain. Ignore anything you've been taught about about guns. Those lies were fed to you by CIA glowniggers.)

2. The bigger bullets mean longer video time, so insert the biggest bullet into the gun. You may also insert multiple bullets to increase the video length.

3. Press the gun to your forehead and pull the trigger. If done correctly, the bullets will inject the cool videos into your brain.

Loulou Valenzuela (LoulouVz)
Born on May 2, 1990, in Santiago, Chile.
Graduated in 2016 as a digital designer from the UDD University.

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restoring deleted favorites fuzz 02/14/26 (Sat) 15:57:59 No.9717 [Reply]

hello, is there is a way to restore's an account's deleted favorites? maybe roll it back to a certain date when the favorites existed?

Anonymous 02/15/26 (Sun) 00:26:25 No.9720

No.

How come kemono still works but coomer doesn't? mrmd23 02/07/26 (Sat) 12:32:51 No.9496 [Reply]

You guys might have answered this question like sixty times already, but I can't scroll all the way down… How is it that coomer is half-dead while kemono still gets updates? Aren't they run by the same admin?

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Anonymous 02/09/26 (Mon) 16:27:10 No.9579

>>9499
Pretty sure that Zodiac dipshit is an admin, seen several posts trashing him get deleted

Zodiac 02/09/26 (Mon) 21:15:31 No.9615

>>9525

Too busy cranking it to bbws

>>9579

Based readme and lust for free shit

https://fmhy.net/

https://radicle.xyz/

https://app.radicle.xyz/nodes/rad.spacetime.technology/rad%3Az31H2pZbCACNdpc9sR8iYt9hCSBy6
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Zodiac 02/09/26 (Mon) 21:24:48 No.9616

>>9615
Also lol it got to her lmaooooo

https://maps.app.goo.gl/q1FiL4Vzt15kJPEG7?g_st=ac

Zodiac 02/09/26 (Mon) 21:28:58 No.9617

>>9615
Also don't forget to torrent the videos along with a radicle link or pics,vids,radicle links

Doing this. Is. My. Fetish.

Anonymous 02/14/26 (Sat) 14:53:49 No.9716

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