/coomer/ - coomer.party

>>7738
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

>>7754
The fuck are you yapping bout buddy

>>7763
It's just random spam I guess lmao, board is deader than dead staff-wise.

>>7736
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People still use Telegram? I laughed at this shit when they went premium. As if I'm going to pay for some Russian spyware that asks for your phone too.

>>7740
I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ohm, ha ha ha ha
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
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SA has been MIA since August though lol.

>>7745
You don't know me, but my name's Cy
I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy
But it seems like trees might be worth a try
So I say let it grow
My name is Dan
And my name's Rose
Our son, Wesley, kinda glows
And that's not good, so we suppose
We should let it grow
Let it grow, let it grow
You can't reap what you don't sow
Plant a seed inside the earth
Just one way to know its worth
Let's celebrate the world's rebirth
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>>7746
BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD
WELL, THE YEARS START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN'
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY
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>>7747
THE ICE WE SKATE IS GETTIN' PRETTY THIN
THE WATER'S GETTIN' WARM SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SWIM
MY WORLD'S ON FIRE, HOW 'BOUT YOURS?
THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT AND I'LL NEVER GET BORED
SEE ROCK SHOWS NEAR KÖLN
GET TICKETS AS LOW AS $48
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
FAMILY MATTERS
DRAKE
BIG FOOT (A CAPPELLA)
NICKI MINAJ
DEMONS
DOJA CAT
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
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b vcz

>>7729
Based and beepilled. Now post these on the entire board lmao.