/coomer/ - coomer.party

>>7761
Hey guys, do you know that in terms of male human and female arachnid breeding, Hornet is the most compatible arachnid for humans? Not only is she resembling a human figure, but based on the "raindrop theory" plus the fact that Team Cherry is literally Australian, we can calculate that Hornet is about human size. That means she is large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with the fact that she is a demigod, you can be rough with the savior of Pharloom. Due to her silk-based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that the inside of Hornet is incredibly soft. Besides, natural silk is a carbon-based fiber that absorbs water easily, which means you can have sex with her for hours without getting sore. If you're on the kinky side, worry not because Hornet has complete control over her silk. That means she could make any shape out of silk from your imagination, and she could tie you or herself if you wanted to. Along with being half-naked most of the time, it would be incredibly easy to get you in the mood. With her ability to convert soul to silk and then to heal herself, she could easily recover as long as you keep pumping your "souls" into her. At worst, if you are some kind of savage beast that sends her flying, she would turn into a cocoon and would come right back at you if you have a bench nearby. Oh, did I mention that she has past experience? That means she would definitely know how to please you. Hornet is literally built for human dicks. A demigod + soul absorption + past experience, because of that she's a perfect partner.

>>7764
So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because o though he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

>>7738
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

>>7754
The fuck are you yapping bout buddy

>>7763
It's just random spam I guess lmao, board is deader than dead staff-wise.

>>7736
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People still use Telegram? I laughed at this shit when they went premium. As if I'm going to pay for some Russian spyware that asks for your phone too.

>>7740
I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ohm, ha ha ha ha
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
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SA has been MIA since August though lol.

>>7745
You don't know me, but my name's Cy
I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy
But it seems like trees might be worth a try
So I say let it grow
My name is Dan
And my name's Rose
Our son, Wesley, kinda glows
And that's not good, so we suppose
We should let it grow
Let it grow, let it grow
You can't reap what you don't sow
Plant a seed inside the earth
Just one way to know its worth
Let's celebrate the world's rebirth
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>>7746
BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD
WELL, THE YEARS START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN'
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN'
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY
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>>7747
THE ICE WE SKATE IS GETTIN' PRETTY THIN
THE WATER'S GETTIN' WARM SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL SWIM
MY WORLD'S ON FIRE, HOW 'BOUT YOURS?
THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT AND I'LL NEVER GET BORED
SEE ROCK SHOWS NEAR KÖLN
GET TICKETS AS LOW AS $48
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
FAMILY MATTERS
DRAKE
BIG FOOT (A CAPPELLA)
NICKI MINAJ
DEMONS
DOJA CAT
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR
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b vcz

>>7729
Based and beepilled. Now post these on the entire board lmao.