/coomer/ - coomer.party

Had your fun? Good. Now get a life. All of you.

No more threads from the administrator until further notice

>>9706
Imagine being an ICE cuck. Fucking lol

>>9707
it is pretty funny yeah.. and then these people blame the rest of the US because were not willing to play nice..when were wrong just because they assume so and think that makes it okay to threaten us and want us to get hurt… then some of them act strong because "we fear them" i dont fear these weirdos i fear that these morons ca be so wrong and so willing to do whatever the fuck they want

>>9706
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."

>>9718
>>9711
>>9707
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

>>9722
id say bring it bitch boi but i feel like that would be picking on you and im above whatever rage bait dumb shit you think you have going.. im sorry you barely matter enough for a reply but i was feeling generous with my pity

>>9719
How to watch cool stuff in 3 easy steps

1. Order a gun from https://gunsamerica.com/ (These are special guns that inject cool videos into your brain. Ignore anything you've been taught about about guns. Those lies were fed to you by CIA glowniggers.)

2. The bigger bullets mean longer video time, so insert the biggest bullet into the gun. You may also insert multiple bullets to increase the video length.

3. Press the gun to your forehead and pull the trigger. If done correctly, the bullets will inject the cool videos into your brain.


Loulou Valenzuela (LoulouVz)
Born on May 2, 1990, in Santiago, Chile.
Graduated in 2016 as a digital designer from the UDD University.

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>>9499
Pretty sure that Zodiac dipshit is an admin, seen several posts trashing him get deleted

>>9525

Too busy cranking it to bbws

>>9579

Based readme and lust for free shit


https://fmhy.net/

https://radicle.xyz/


https://app.radicle.xyz/nodes/rad.spacetime.technology/rad%3Az31H2pZbCACNdpc9sR8iYt9hCSBy6
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>>9615
Also lol it got to her lmaooooo

https://maps.app.goo.gl/q1FiL4Vzt15kJPEG7?g_st=ac

>>9615
Also don't forget to torrent the videos along with a radicle link or pics,vids,radicle links

Doing this. Is. My. Fetish.

bump

Coomer died in October 2025.

It didn't even support ManyVids and the bazillion other porn paywalls anyway. Just use Radicle, there's a ELI5 guide on page 1 at the moment.
https://radicle.xyz/

Autists and schizos keep pushing it back so here you go. Archive it.
https://chan.kemono.party/coomer/res/9496.html

>>9692
>State: AZ

Owners are Nancy Guthrie's kidnappers. That's why there hasn't been any updates.

Client transfer prohibited means they have it set up that the registration of the domain can't be transferred to someone else. It's a security thing to prevent someone stealing control of the website if the owner gets hacked or something.

And NameSilo are NOT the owners of Coomer. That's a website where you buy domain names.

Funniest thread I've read in a long time. Thanks for the laughs guys.