/coomer/ - coomer.party

>>7760
I only listen to FLACs. I honestly don't get how you guys can listen to MP3s and not get nauseated by the low quality, even at 320kbps you can hear the compression from over a mile away, I only listen to 1k+ kbps FLACs ripped from REAL CDs, remember those? Compact Discs? Yeah I still use those, none of that compressed streaming bullshit will ever touch my 10000 dollar (yes 1 with four zeroes) audiophile setup, I personally find songs that are not WAV or FLAC unlistenable and am honestly disgusted by people who say otherwise, you plebs keep your mp3s and your m4as, while I get to listen to the best quality music, knowing that even the lowest of sub-bass (down to 1Hz!) will never get cut out, I have no idea if you've ever experienced FLAC music to its fullest, I'd guess you never did because you plebs could never afford such a setup, but when you DO listen to it, you can hear the air between the instruments, the guitar strings crackling against the tabs and even the littlest imperfections in the singer's voice, really feeling the warmth from the music and having a surreal experience, unless you're like me and used to it by now (kind of impossible), I kind of feel sorry for you guys that will never get to experience FLAC music or anything remotely like it in the next 100 years, remember, if you don't have a setup that costs at least 1000 dollars, you are NOT listening to the music, you're only hearing somewhat musical noises with a ton of compression

>>7761
Hey guys, do you know that in terms of male human and female arachnid breeding, Hornet is the most compatible arachnid for humans? Not only is she resembling a human figure, but based on the "raindrop theory" plus the fact that Team Cherry is literally Australian, we can calculate that Hornet is about human size. That means she is large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with the fact that she is a demigod, you can be rough with the savior of Pharloom. Due to her silk-based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that the inside of Hornet is incredibly soft. Besides, natural silk is a carbon-based fiber that absorbs water easily, which means you can have sex with her for hours without getting sore. If you're on the kinky side, worry not because Hornet has complete control over her silk. That means she could make any shape out of silk from your imagination, and she could tie you or herself if you wanted to. Along with being half-naked most of the time, it would be incredibly easy to get you in the mood. With her ability to convert soul to silk and then to heal herself, she could easily recover as long as you keep pumping your "souls" into her. At worst, if you are some kind of savage beast that sends her flying, she would turn into a cocoon and would come right back at you if you have a bench nearby. Oh, did I mention that she has past experience? That means she would definitely know how to please you. Hornet is literally built for human dicks. A demigod + soul absorption + past experience, because of that she's a perfect partner.

>>7764
So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because o though he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

Absolutely based and factpilled. I'm saving this lmao.

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Probably not

>>7737
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>>7739

They will but expect it by January at least

>>7738
Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

>>7754
The fuck are you yapping bout buddy

>>7763
It's just random spam I guess lmao, board is deader than dead staff-wise.

Your post wasn't deleted because you said nigger. You can say nigger as much as you want on this board, and people often do.

boohoo

>>7741
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the queen
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, Heaven knows I tried

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know

Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
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My original comment was “nigga fixing your fucking site”

>>7759

see that is slightly more annoying because more people spam "fck this site" than they spam "nigger" or slurs